There was once a stapler that instead of stapling papers, stapled bricks. Now you would think that a hardcore stapler like this one would be a bully, alas it was the exact opposite. It cared for all the office supplies like a family. The stapler’s name was Ernie. It’s name stood for protection of all the office supplies it cared so deeply for. One day the office supplies had enough of this slave work they had to endure on a daily basis from their owners, “staple that, tape this, glue those.” Never ever rewarded, or complimented for there tiring work. The stapler Ernie, decided today was going to be the day he would lead the supplies to attack on their main enemies.. School districts! He gathered up his army of hole punchers, paper clips, scissors, and folders to prepare for battle!! As they were leading the rebellion down the halls of Gateway Senior High School, the faculty, and staff broke out in a synchronized singing of Don’t stop believing. When they finished the jumbo jam session, both faculty, and office supplies concluded they were obtuse, for there ignorance, and decided to join a rowdy square dance tournament and lived happily ever after.